Nancy Regan is my love slave.
She has enlightened my world sexually with a secret sexual move that they teach to the first ladies. They are the only ones who know how to do it, And She does it for me every night.
She gives me tongue twists, twirls and nibbles on my cock. She Sat on my face and I ate her. She is my beautiful saggy tit cum disposal. I give so much seed she could fertilize Guam with one giant queef.
She bakes me cookies with her Teflon bake-ware and they taste good except for the pieces of Teflon I shit out, that sucks. She likes to watch Eddie Murphy raw, she laughs, giggles and says ohhh goodness when he says any variation of the N-word and then proceeds to tell me that she is not a racist and that racism is bad.
How I love her so
Tags: Humor, Love slave, Nancy Regan, Funny, N-word, Queef, True love
